"Risqué" Children's Humor - MP3 Downloads
How to Download:
Unless you have DSL or a fast cable modem connection, I would recommend that you SAVE the sound files to your computer before you play them. If you attempt to play them from within your browser, you may encounter a lot of starting and stopping. To save, simply right-click the song title, then choose "Save Link As" or "Save Target As" (whichever option is provided in your browser). Then, your browser will ask you where on your computer you wish to save, and then the download will begin automatically. As you can see, all of the sound files are fairly small. Nonetheless, if you are using a dial-up connection, the complete versions will take about 5 minutes each to download. So, if time is of the essence, download only the first verse of each song. The tune of "mosquitos" is different than the tune of "Suzie," but all of the verses within any one song share the same tune, so once you hear one verse you can pretty well sing the remaining verses of that song on your own.
Song Lyrics:
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Pican, pican los mosquitos
Pican, pican los mosquitos.
Pican con gran disimulo.
Unos pican en el cuello,
y otros pican en el cu... [culo]
Cuando mi hermano el mayor
lo mandaron a la guerra,
como era un inútil
lo mandaron a la mierr... [mierda]
Mi hermanito el pequeño
le ocurrió una gran desdicha
que al subir la cremallera
se le enganchó en la... [picha]
Pican, pican los mosquitos
(repeat)
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Miss Suzie Had a Steamboat
Miss Suzie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzie went to heaven
The steamboat went to... [hell]
HELLO operator,
Please give me number 9
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from... [behind]
BEHIND the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Suzie sat upon it
And broke her little... [ass]
ASK me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their... [flies]
FLIES are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Suzie's in the bedroom
Kissing in the DARK DARK DARK!
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