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Gazapos de prensa

I decided to title this article in Spanish (Gazapos), rather than English, because I couldn't decide what the correct term would be in English for the concept of "gazapos de prensa." There is a hilarious book written about them in English which refers to them as "Flubs from the Press," so I suppose that would do nicely. "Botched Headlines" would be another possibility. Whatever we decide to call these things, it is their grammatical ambiguity that makes them so amusing! And just think: some paid professional journalist actually wrote these things!

While the headline writer's boss may not feel very grateful, the rest of us should give thanks for such bloopers! Not only are they the source of endless belly laughs -- they also provide insight into the inner workings of a language's syntax.

Whether you have come here looking for laughs or for grammatical insight, you have come to the right place. Immediately below, you will find a list of gazapos in English and in Spanish. If you only wish to laugh, then the list is all you need. However, if you are studying either English or Spanish, and would like some analysis as to why these headlines are ambiguous and therefore humorous, then click on any of the headlines you don't understand to read a brief explanation.


The English Flubs:

Actual Newspaper Headlines:
 


Gazapos de prensa en español:

Titulares reales:
 

1. Asesinada pidió que avisaran a la Policía al ver a su marido
2. Hieren, roban e incendian la casa de un octogenario
3. Una gaviota avería un avión al introducirse en uno de los motores
4. En esas, una esbelta joven - su figura se repartía entre 180 centímetros de los que casi un tercio eran piernas interminables - recorrió la alfombra roja...
5. La joven se quedó dormida cuando perdió el equilibrio y cayó al suelo
6. Un agente especializado en el tráfico de sustancias estupefacientes...
7. Era de profesión peluquero y además violador de sus dos hijas mellizas
8. Eduardo Menem contra el pacto defendió senadores de 6 años
9. La Justicia afirmó que los muertos habían entrado desarmados al local
10. Hubo 115 muertos y uno solo se salvó
11. Se estrenó por segunda vez en la Argentina el grupo "Yes"
12. Uno de sus pacientes fue el perro de Pelayo Serrano, que se convirtió en uno de sus mejores amigos y colaboró con él en varios proyectos
13. Los turistas podrán denunciar robos por fax desde sus países
14. Las constructoras no pagan las multas por inseguridad
15. PESTE. Los cerdos toledanos ya pueden circular libremente por Europa
16. ConceptDraw ya está disponible para Mac OS X! La versión carbonizada de ConceptDraw es totalmente compatible con Mac OS X

Read more great gazapos in Spanish!
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  Publisher: Ediciones Colihue     ISBN: 9505819773  
 
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